"Gymnast Cat will now perform the very difficult, harrowing 'back paw Bertinsky'. Watch as she lowers her body through her legs and off the door. Very gracefully executed so far...oh, oh, she's gotten distracted by her tail there...but she recovers nicely and regains composure. Ok, now she's holding, holding...a quick look for the cameras, always the showman. And now for the release...oh no. Yes, she's gotten distracted by her tail again. Let's see if she can recover as elegantly as she did last time. No, no this time she just can't seem to break away. A very disappointing showing indeed."
Two atoms walk out of a bar. One turns to other and says, "Wait, we have to go back. I left one of my electrons on the stool." The other says, "Are you sure?" He says, "Yeah, I'm positive."
This actually happened to my aunt when she was 5. She stayed on the subway when my grandfather got off. He ran to the next station and beat the train. This was in the 50s.
Imagine you're a deer. You're prancing around. You get thirsty. You spot a little brook. You put your little deer lips down to the clear water. BAM! A fuckin' bullet rips off part of your head! Your brains are lying on the ground in little bloody pieces. Now I ask you, do you give a fuck what kind of pants the son-of-a-bitch who shot you was wearing?!
Epically Upside Down Cat
Fighter pilots pull funny faces
what's a centerfuge?
It's like subterfuge, but more evil.
Dave Chappelle Meets A Native American
nsfw
Man, if Dave Chappelle is not safe for your work, you need a new job.
Incredible double-turnover touchdown
I'm sure there's a fail in there somewhere.
There was a massive fail by the defender, when he signed a contract with the Redskins.
A virus walks into a bar...
Father Separated From Child By Train Door
This guy has more upper body strength than you
Happy Lil' Elk Frolics in a Pond