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Teevirus adopts Cartmanland marketing strategy? (Commercial Talk Post)
The graphics are lame as fuck.
The slogans for the most part, pretentious and doubleplusunclever.....weak? un-inspirational? "Lame" works here as well to describe the Smugly Smartstein flavour....esp. the designs having pithy little tweaks regarding the existenze of Godz(s) and the like....Advice to would-be designers??.. Keep it simple. Keep it direct. Try to encapsulate the sentiment in one simply done, artful graphic...not something that looks like some Corel practice session....no one wants to look like a geek, even if they are geeky already.
For example, The Pilsbury doughboy in an SS uniform with the caption, WHITE FLOUR! is somethig to wear proudly. The Giza complex with the caption, SLAVERY..Gets Shit Done!"....I would wear this, beaming with mischief, all day long.
Fuck Darwin, he's as dead as god. C'mon kids, you got some talent...if you can't design some decent quips n' clips for giggles and shit tickets, get some designers who can tweak some Photoshop and went to clever classes instead of playing video games and smoking too little good ganja!
STYLOPHONE! -- 80s medley
The Traditional Making of a Samurai Sword (Katana)
Republican Birther Posts Racist Billboard In Denver, Co
n.
1. The condition of being double; duality.
2. (Philosophy) The view that the (political) world consists of or is explicable as two fundamental entities, such as mind and matter.
lullaby_lune we can also thank everyone who posts viddies whose inclination hinges upon the 2nd definition pasted above. The inanae addiction to politics in the U.S. has consistently eroded the quality of this site, and continues to do so with a fervor Joseph Goebbels would have been proud to call his own!
The television has been for 40+ years, co-opted by worthless examples of human garbage as the premier social engineering codpiece for inebriated monkeys to stare at, fondle and adjust, using the same mindless banter to be found on all 37648 channels of available mental junk food.
Would down-vote if I could, with the above sentiment as the fundamental motivation for this stated intended action. This program has been brought to you by Duncecap™®, the chapeau of choice for diligent,clueless dumb-asses everywhere!m Wear it with pride, wherever you blow!
My Religion is True, Yours a Mistake!
Cover of Buddy Holly's "Everyday" by Joul
(I am hubbled now, but let's work this out-
hot chocolate toppings: marshmallows vs whipped cream (User Poll by peggedbea)
2 shots espresso of yer choice
16oz Cafe Du Monde
1-1/4Cup respectively, mixed, half n' half & heavy whipping cream
1-1/2 Tbsp or to taste, Ghirardeliia, Oopershnootzen, or whatever hardcore chocky powder you decide to pay too much for..
1 container big enoough to hold it all
*sm Agave syrup
sm sugar of yer choice
sm topping
Make the espresso and Cafe Du Monde according to preference-(mine's respectively with a standard sotvetop macchinetta for espressa,and simply drip through filter the CDM)
Inna separate accommodating sauce pan and stirring constantly, heat the mixture of H$H/HWC,and sugar(s) to just prior to boiling, the thing will want to rise up outta the saucepan...(don't be alarmed-turn off oven, light fuse, get away)this should be sufficient to produce a thickish creamy head, no unmixed chocky
add the milk stuff to the coffee combo, serves one strung-out fiend or four no-jaggers.
Black coffees' great as well, but some days for the sake of yer eccentric self or some other perosn yer trying to please, you have to go all-out.
Starbucks??? Ain't got shit on the above what with their syrup flavours and their fancy machinery and their wi-fi and New York Times...they sell cd's in Starbucks don't they??.....Like Bob Dylan's last album?? $90 coffee cups..Hrummmmph!
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Glenn Beck: We Need To Start Thinking Like the Chinese
The world today seems absolutely crackers,
With nuclear bombs to blow us all sky high.
There's fools and idiots sitting on the trigger.
It's depressing and it's senseless, and that's why...
I like Chinese.
I like Chinese.
They only come up to your knees,
Yet they're always friendly, and they're ready to please.
I like Chinese.
I like Chinese.
There's nine hundred million of them in the world today.
You'd better learn to like them; that's what I say.
I like Chinese.
I like Chinese.
They come from a long way overseas,
But they're cute and they're cuddly, and they're ready to please.
I like Chinese food.
The waiters never are rude.
Think of the many things they've done to impress.
There's Maoism, Taoism, I Ching, and Chess.
So I like Chinese.
I like Chinese.
I like their tiny little trees,
Their Zen, their ping-pong, their yin, and yang-ese.
I like Chinese thought,
The wisdom that Confucious taught.
If Darwin is anything to shout about,
The Chinese will survive us all without any doubt.
So, I like Chinese.
I like Chinese.
They only come up to your knees,
Yet they're wise and they're witty, and they're ready to please.
All together.
[verse in Chinese]
Wo ai zhongguo ren. (I like Chinese.)
Wo ai zhongguo ren. (I like Chinese.)
Wo ai zhongguo ren. (I like Chinese.)
Ni hao ma; ni hao ma; ni hao ma; zaijien! (How are you; how are you; how are you; goodbye!)
I like Chinese.
I like Chinese.
Their food is guaranteed to please,
A fourteen, a seven, a nine, and lychees.
I like Chinese.
I like Chinese.
I like their tiny little trees,
Their Zen, their ping-pong, their yin, and yang-ese.
I like Chinese.
I like Chinese.
They only come up to your knees...
hot chocolate toppings: marshmallows vs whipped cream (User Poll by peggedbea)
Archaeological Find Could Re-Write History Books
Groovy Dancing Girl (Original Speed)
Giant robots attack!
Close Encounters of the Redneck Kind
Bryce, Brycewi19 got his ruby - baby (Happy Talk Post)
Sarah Palin Fans: Not That Bright
TYT: 3-year-old Liam Hoekstra, The Strongest Man
Bryce, Brycewi19 got his ruby - baby (Happy Talk Post)
Yurex™ Device
TYT: Sarah Palin is still stupid
Sarah Palin Fans: Not That Bright
Yes jimnms, monkey post yet another Palin video, another monkey see and do.
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Yes Razor, It hurts my head just how dumb/numb/mundane (some) Americans/Canadians can be, having an opinion at all other than that politics are completely tainted and insane to the core, serving only those who seek their own tiny empires and agendas. The people here who discuss the issues involved the most are both the ones who have been thoroughly duped and the ones that these politicians could care the least about.