Thanks & Apologies & A** Gravity

posted by choggie 1 decade 4 years 7 months ago • 1,213 views
I am speechless..... but don't get too used to it. Thanks to all-You ALL played a part in making this happen, whatever is is that happened. You all know the nemesis-oriented relationships I seem to still maintain here-It has been quite frustrating to deal without a forum or a voice to speak to the detractors, policeMen ( no ladies involved), and the hopelessly linear during my foray into the sift's backdoor (screen door on a submarine). A few confessions regarding my alias':

I was telling dagmar that I could only recall about 6 other accounts-Phonecium, Sallyjune, VJDJ247365, Eliza(still active, forgot the password and e-mail so I never used her, I created that one before the ban just to see if it would work) and some cat I made form and e-mail address with the name, Heinz Tabischer.

Sorry KP, BF, all the ones that were users with only numbers, were not mine-Thank you for thinking of me daily though, the energy you sent my way fueled my seething hatred for most of mankind, puppies, and the elderly. And to both of you guys, my most humble apologies for fucking with you two more than anyone else.

To NetRunner and mintbbb I express a thoughtful regret for having *poopies so often on NR's posts-I simply hate politics, I see it as a lesion in need of excising to make way for a paradigm I may never live to see, and I can only promise, that on a good day, I may offer more insights into my, OPINIONS, which is all any of us have. If you would like, NetRunner, I will avoid posting any responses to your alternative to Major Media, liars and charlatans all-I may still downvote the occasional post, however, if I even have the ability to do so anymore. ..and I do....least I think I do, lemme go try it out right now on some random post.....(stnd by) Yep, still works!...sorry ant, it was only a test and you were the closest.

A word of advice for the man who seems to enjoy the flavor of his foot at least once a day.....gwiz665: Don't Grope. If I had been the chick, I would have reset your jaw...and thank you for the poll FINALLY I never asked this directly of anyone, and you did it out of sheer mischief, seasoned with love-I believe it must have been the Ivor Cutler that gave me away. I have no regret for my actions on the whole during the past year-If anyone would like some personal insight into this last statement, please feel free to leave me a message and a way to contact you off site

By the way, dag, Lucky, and all the hip women of the sift (I think there's only one left)-I LOVE MY SHINY NEW HANDCUFFS!!!!!!

*poopies-alternative world view

26 Comments

gwiz665 says...

I just hope you will use this opportunity to be nice the the people around you. You made a lot of friends and a lot of bitter enemies here - I like to think that I'm neutral, or as neutral as you can get, and for pity's sake, don't squander the faith that myself and the many others who voted positively have placed in you.

My foot tastes delicious, but I must be used to it now, since it's being force-fed to me on a regular basis. It's hard to win with some people.

If only my jaw had been reset, that would have been the end of it and it would have been much easier, but that was then and this is now.

See you around choggie.

Drax says...

"Choggie? Yes... that was what they used to call me. Choggie the Gray. That was my name.

*I* am Choggie the White, and I come to you now at the turn of the tide..."

choggie says...

Wow-Need some help with some of the features-Anyone?? I feel retardeder than usual-
I can't *modify comments(which I never cared to do in the past)
I can't delete/clean up comments left on my profile page-(leftovers, banal and trite)

*all coming back to me now, I was also ergenberger (Heinz)

kronosposeidon says...

I didn't think of you daily, choggie. Only when I detected your sockpuppets.

I know you never had a chance to publicly apologize to us as a community before today - at least if you're not counting this post, but then you obviously had something better in mind. And I know you never had a chance to apologize to me personally before today for wrongfully discarding my video and repeatedly harassing me. Well, maybe this time you could have apologized, but instead you opted for something a little more beautiful.

As one of the policeMen who kept you out of here for the past year, you're going to have walk the walk before I trust you again. A long walk.

Stormsinger says...

Have I been caught in some new form of rick-rolling? I looked and looked, but damned if I can see an apology anywhere other than the title.

This is looking awfully familiar.

Fusionaut says...

Choggie must be some sort of autonomous virtual intelligence, buried underneath Antarctica thousands of years ago in an ancient, alien temple. In order to disable him one must pose some sort of paradoxical, or illogical question to him. This will re-boot him and he will eventually begin to make some sort of sense. Any takers?

NetRunner says...

I see no apology offered. I see no remorse expressed. I see no request for forgiveness, so I offer none.

What I see is a denial that any harm was ever done, and an announcement that his behavior won't change.

choggie says...

Takes all kinds to make up this crazy place called paradise-

I will continue to refuse to discuss personal grudges with a handful of users in the public forum.

I extend an olive branch in the form of an open invitation for discussion with a view to understanding in private, off-site, to any of the users who feel that they were and are still disrespected without just cause on the threads having to do with my persona here on the sift.

Again, a heartfelt and sincere apology to those I have maligned in the past with reaction rather than thoughtful response.....except NetRunner, for it is my humble opinion he ingests too much Media. I never had a dislike for you NR, simply the content you serves' up. I most likely never will, for you maintain yourself quite well in the face of dissenting OPINION and can scribble pretty good,too....

Simple words. No regrets for my past actions, they are and were what they were. My only regret is the unwillingness of anyone offered discourse to continue to hold dear their frustration and perceived indignation on my part.

Nuff said, I will abide by your request KP and would hope for some future, amicable resolution.

Did I mention I love those funky new handcuffs??
When I lose my "P" and am un-miseried I hope I get to keep them instead of some other, colordy bling.

No more sockpuppets, I used them as a personal test of my ability to slip under the radar and structure choggie's re-instatement, which came in another form altogether. Part of what makes the world a special place, and a stimulating gig to trip on for a spell...

If I get ousted or hobbled again, I won't be back-but don't count on it....oh those who would that choggie suffer some fascist, cop-like indignation again.

Rules are made for the herd, and there to be tweaked by the wolves until the dross falls away revealing gold. This world is the way it is, for want of less restrictions.
Yaaaaawwwwwwwwwn. G'morning.

therealblankman says...

Jesus, but this place has been boring lately. Nothing but a bunch of constricted, leftist, whiney PC assholes- myself included, naturally.

Welcome back weirdo. Hopefully you'll bring some colour with ya'.

Now... can you please re-post your cooking videos to the Youtube so I can get the recipes for your various pickled southern treats?

joedirt says...

choggie, buddy, you won't last. This place is wanna-be micromanaged by power mad asshole users who need to just start a forum of their own to lord over. Dag & Lucky are great, but they let the inmates run the asylum and then the bizarro clique took over. Whinging PC assholes describes it well.

rottenseed says...

Don't listen to joedirt, he's still got sand in his vagina from that gangbang on the beach.

Choggie, Good to have you back, don't feel like walking on eggshells because that feeling is awkward for everybody. Thank you for extending your olive branches for all that feel like they need reparation. I know how hard it is to give a sincere apology by using your own voice only to have it sound insincere. Any asshole could've drummed up the sappiest apology, stolen from the archives of hallmark, but you put your personality into it and that means a lot more in my opinion.

You're gonna have some haters but sleepin' in made beds and all, I'm sure you knew that already. Just be patient with that and continue to extend an invitation for dealing bygones.

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