Most of ya's come from somewhere that used to be untamed, uncivilized, and unkept. Remember the Alamo, The battle of whatever the hell, or some old miner's tune, place it here- If ya got a favorite spaghetti western clip, some good C & W muzak, or anything that speaks fondly of some less, pussyfied times, bring it on back home.
Yeeeee Haw!.
INTRODUCING.... this week only, hope it only takes a week....Pimp My Ride!
...of being here waiting for admins to give the user, (formerly known as choggie), some basic, operating power back. When, boys? Times' a wastin'...Please, take a fucking poll if it helps to speed things along....I will remind the site and all her users, that decisions made here shape the site's future. Anyone who would like to have direct questions from choggie relative to this post answered on this thread.... feel free to ask here.
I remind anyone in the know how patient and long-suffering we are.
In the spirit of goodwill and The Order of Brotherly Brownnose, we suggest a reminiscent ejaculatory upvote of a user's pquequed package, as a once and never to be repeated in an as eloquent and acceptable a gesture, action. For example: I got all wiggly and decided Kulpims deserved some love, and proceeded to blindly upvote EVERYTHING, but only in his non-published area known as pequeuedina (hence the bunch of stuff of his all in the front like he's some god of the fucking universe!!)
I attribute the action to and thank the same for the inspiration, my fellow sifter Blankfist...and westy, and all of you who want to see my motherfucking "P" GONE GOOOODAMMMMMIT!!!!!!
ahem....
Swell group we have here tonight....Have fun publishing the ramblings of the deranged or otherwise distracted
I am speechless..... but don't get too used to it. Thanks to all-You ALL played a part in making this happen, whatever is is that happened. You all know the nemesis-oriented relationships I seem to still maintain here-It has been quite frustrating to deal without a forum or a voice to speak to the detractors, policeMen ( no ladies involved), and the hopelessly linear during my foray into the sift's backdoor (screen door on a submarine). A few confessions regarding my alias':
I was telling dagmar that I could only recall about 6 other accounts-Phonecium, Sallyjune, VJDJ247365, Eliza(still active, forgot the password and e-mail so I never used her, I created that one before the ban just to see if it would work) and some cat I made form and e-mail address with the name, Heinz Tabischer.
Sorry KP, BF, all the ones that were users with only numbers, were not mine-Thank you for thinking of me daily though, the energy you sent my way fueled my seething hatred for most of mankind, puppies, and the elderly. And to both of you guys, my most humble apologies for fucking with you two more than anyone else.
To NetRunner and mintbbb I express a thoughtful regret for having *poopies so often on NR's posts-I simply hate politics, I see it as a lesion in need of excising to make way for a paradigm I may never live to see, and I can only promise, that on a good day, I may offer more insights into my, OPINIONS, which is all any of us have. If you would like, NetRunner, I will avoid posting any responses to your alternative to Major Media, liars and charlatans all-I may still downvote the occasional post, however, if I even have the ability to do so anymore. ..and I do....least I think I do, lemme go try it out right now on some random post.....(stnd by) Yep, still works!...sorry ant, it was only a test and you were the closest.
A word of advice for the man who seems to enjoy the flavor of his foot at least once a day.....gwiz665: Don't Grope. If I had been the chick, I would have reset your jaw...and thank you for the poll FINALLY I never asked this directly of anyone, and you did it out of sheer mischief, seasoned with love-I believe it must have been the Ivor Cutler that gave me away. I have no regret for my actions on the whole during the past year-If anyone would like some personal insight into this last statement, please feel free to leave me a message and a way to contact you off site
By the way, dag, Lucky, and all the hip women of the sift (I think there's only one left)-I LOVE MY SHINY NEW HANDCUFFS!!!!!!
posted by rasch1877 months 3 weeks ago • 328 views
He rode out of the desert with a golden star engraved with a stylish "100". The natives rejoiced, finally RhesusMonk would be able to promote their videos.
The monkeyman is the latest Gold100 on the sift. Congratulations and welcome to the executive bathroom. Ask blankfist for a set of keys.
Rhesus posts a lot of quality vids that really deserves more votes. My favourite is this one. Upvote it now or prepare to have your village raided by his loyal desert raiders. His queue and PQhas a lot of good stuff as well. ... more inside ...
Dag even promoted it. Are you both making fun of him? Or were you actually being friendly towards the guy? You ban him from the site, yet you all still make sure you're entertained by him.
Choggie is a pain in the ass. Granted. But he's an entertaining thought provoking pain in the ass sometimes.
You've banished him, yet all of you acting like elite dweebs still get to enjoy him w/o him even being able to be here to share in it.
Maybe Choggie gave permission to have his video shown. I dunno? Guess that's all he can get now. "Hey look at what bannished Choggie is doing lately... Let's all have a laugh, and rejoice we got rid of him!" Well, I think it's weird that you guys can all allow him ON videosift under your own terms, but ban him everytime he tries to come back on his own.
I'm so disappointed by all this banning and siftquisitions. Is this all you are now?
Why don't you forgive a few people and let them return. It's obvious that more people love the guy.. or love to hate him, than the few banhammers around here that love to pounce on everyone. Either way he's good for business obviously. If you're going to post his videos.. then forgive him and restore his account.
In the thread captainplanet420 invoked the * gay channel, with no good reason, and he was summarily banned, as he had been warned about this. In response to captainplanet420's invocation, berticus went through many of captainplanet420's sifts and marked them gay as well. He was summarily suspended for two weeks.
This was done without the involvement of the community, and so I will tender this appeal for him. Do you think it was fair to let him be banned for his crime? Should we rescind the suspension? (A heat of passion kind of thing) or shall it stand?
You may present your case in this sift talk and we will take a vote.
You may vote Yay Yea or Aye: the suspension should stand Nay: the suspension should be revoked
Votes are tallied: Suspension stands. See you in two weeks, berticus.
Early this morning, when my thinking is at its most erratic, I found the idea of deathpools wandering around my head. If you don't know, a deathpool is where people place bets on when someone will die; usually celebrities.
A little brain wandering found me combining videosift and deathpools into the concept of a banpool; voting on when members will be banned or suspended and rewarded with power points.
What could make CP420's inevitable banishment better than handing out rewards too?
posted by choggie1 year 1 month 1 week ago • 2082 views
Ready F0r That Ban Now, Daddy Who's yer daddy?
Hey Dag.....Go fuck yourself-Better Yet, have the pants-wearer don the pulsation.....Strap it on , baby, and show yer man-thing who's boss-
Fuck Yas, Dag-You have no balls.
Never have I heard as much bullshit as I have in the past week, than in my entire history on the sift -Bye bye, and love to all who know and love.....the Prived few who are comforatable with their progress......
Passive Agression Blows Unilateral Ass-Showing and ego-tripping, a similar disease...equally as putrified-
Forcing the hand motherfucker-Not my way-But yours.......
That's All Folks Back inna few with a new puter and IP and username-Guess who's formerly choggie, snakeplissken, whothefuck-does it matter???......Not done here by a damn site....Ban me KP, yer kinna dickless now, too-perhaps this will assist in you dropping a pair as well.....Dag? What's wrong???....Minerals??? Go diggin'!
......and lemme know what ya think about VOTING for both of these issues, or none at all??......I told ya I was not going to let it go, and why should one, eh???
Whoever, can make up the rules, as we go along.....
posted by schmawy1 year 3 months 3 weeks ago • 462 views
Today the Sift enters it's third year of wild conceptual bushwhacking with the Mighty Choggie. He shows no sign of relenting, but he's generally in a better mood if we make a bit of a fuss of him. So here's to the wild mad monk of Sift. Congratulations, Choggie.
My defective process compels me to recognize a top-notch Sifter. Love the posts, all the timeless stuff and bending the Sift until it almost breaks, it's that much stronger for your effort.
I have been grateful for eric's, gorgonheap's, and others vigilant attention to cleaning up dead posts, and streamlining the place-It's great to back-up, and re-read some of the great thread discussions (for the 3 or four minutes it takes to recall the twirl, of one or two dissenting opinions, to what most times become circle-jerks)
When these viddies die, and are not resurrected, the thread gets buried, or sometimes lost forever(killed)-
We would benefit from an invocation, which preserves the discussion. My technique, is to replace the embed with a suitable, but not exact copy, because the memories are worthy, the thread engaging....be damn the votes, I could care less-for example,
posted by kronosposeidon1 year 9 months 1 week ago • 1061 views
My mom sent me this video today. It shows the view from a dashboard camera of an Omaha, NE police car during a high speed chase in Nov. 2006. BFD, right? Well, I was born and raised in Omaha, and some of the streets seen in the chase are ones I went down many, many times. The chase starts on 42nd and "L" streets, and moves south down 42nd St. I drove that street every freaking day to go to the high school that I loathed so dearly.
Won't you take a high-speed stroll down memory lane with me?
posted by rottenseed1 year 9 months 2 weeks ago • 1302 views
Proof that you don't have to have to pass a 3rd grade english exam to do well on Video Sift, our good friend choggie accomplishes an amazing 500 star points! Let's all congratulate the man that types his comments by repeatedly mashing his head on the keyboard. *terrible - his grammar *wtf - his comments *mystery - the meaning of his comments *eia - I can only imagine the troubles he has trying to communicate with a human female IRL *wildwestshow - 'cause hims a cowboy!
Check out the birthday present he gave himself, lucky b. (his latest avatar pic)
Sifted Wildwestshow Videos
